Dog DILF Tee
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Because hot dog dads deserve their moment too.
Meet the tee that says what everyone’s already thinking. Whether you're chasing tail at the dog park or just being the ridiculously good-looking pup parent you are, this shirt’s got your back — literally. It’s the official Dog DILF uniform. Gift it to yourself or the favorite dog dad in your life. (Warning: may cause excessive compliments.)
Why you'll love it:
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Classic unisex fit with no side seams — so it lays smooth and flat
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Lightweight, breathable 100% ring-spun cotton (4.5 oz/yd²) — comfy in all seasons
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Elastic ribbed collar keeps its shape, even after multiple washes
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Shoulder tape for added durability and a stabilized back fit
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Tear-away label = no scratchy neck nonsense
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Made from ethically grown and harvested U.S. cotton
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Oeko-Tex certified + produced under the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol for sustainability and safety
Fabric blends:
Heather colors – 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester
Sport Grey & Antique – 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Graphite Heather – 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester
Care instructions:
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Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F) with similar colors
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Tumble dry low
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Iron, steam, or dry on low heat
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Do not bleach
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Do not dry clean
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
